what I don’t understand is why the hell they are doing that
sorry not sorry
"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."
-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said
ARE. YOU. SHITTING. ME.
hmm seems plausible…. if you’re a fucking psychopath.
god damn it.
ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
you slick mother fucker
It’s two in the morning for fucks sake.
I am so mad
That’s way too fucking smooth.
Society: Oh sure. You want "equality" but then you expect men to open the door and pay for meals, is that it? That's not equality! That's special treatment!
Feminists: Um, no not really. You don't have to open the door and pay for our meals. We can do that ourselves.
Society: *gasp* What? You don't want men to open doors for you? Why do you hate nice people? No wonder chivalry is dead! You'd yell at a man for just being polite and opening the door for you?
Feminists: No! We're just saying you don't have to do it just because we're women!
Society: And while we're at it, how come you don't protect male victims of abuse and rape, huh?
Feminists: Actually, we think it's really terrible that men are forced to stay quiet about their abuse because they're worried about not being taken seriously. It's this Alpha Male myth that causes it. Men are abused and raped and they're not helped because men are supposed to be tough and able to handle it. This also goes for men not being able to express emotions.
Society: Oh, so you just want men to be a bunch of pansies then, huh? You hate men for wanting to be strong LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEM TO BE. You'll be sorry when you end up married to some weak, simpering fool who likes to talk about his "feelings"!
Society: Also, you can't have equal rights because women aren't aggressive enough to want higher pay and stuff.
Feminists: HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON?
Society: Jesus, calm down. No need to be so aggressive.
100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old
Please reblog this amazing post because out there probably one girl or boy is crossing for the same situation and this can help to save their life.
Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.
Woah - this has almost 100 notes.
10 of our favorite German idioms (DW.de)
Oh, this is fun!
Once you start translating German idioms you see how funny this language actually is!
[In order to see all 10 you have to click the arrow on the right next to the first image! Enjoy!]
I tried to just scroll past. I really did try.
wait for it
whoop there it is
So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.
Reblogging because I always see Sherlock wearing sparkly earrings
just so you guys know, in the UK, pants means underwear
In German today we were learning about beauty ideals and we were given a text about what you need to have to be ‘pretty’. One of the points said ‘high cheekbones’, my teacher said ‘You could cut yourself slapping their face’. So naturally I just go ‘SHERLOCK’ and he then proceeded to quote Irene Adler.